Poopcel Bingo 3 — Choose

Ten days, 10,118 kills, and 576 dry Bandos

Final numbers. Wise Old Man snapshots for every player on the three rosters, from the board reveal on 5 September to the close on 15 September. Hours are EHB — efficient hours bossed — not wall-clock playtime.

Tylers Theamships win with 19 points — 17 tiles and a completed line. 36 of the 45 rostered players have usable snapshots, though only 14 were tracked across the whole event; the companion coverage page shows exactly who, and which results that makes shaky.

The standings, and what they cost

Tyler took it on sheer volume: 190 hours, more than the other two teams combined, for 19 points. Ninco were the most efficient team in the event by a wide margin — 13 points off 84 hours, and they turned hours into points half again as well as either rival. Caribou spent 107 hours to finish last.

Hours in, points out

Two different measures, so two charts rather than two axes on one. The left chart is raw effort; the right is what that effort bought.

Efficient hours bossed

Total EHB gained during the event window

Points per 100 EHB

Board points returned per 100 hours of bossing

Who actually did the grinding

Twelve players account for 265 of the event's 381 EHB. Tyler's advantage is depth as much as any single grinder — 14 of their 17 players show measurable hours, and their top three cover 48% of team time against 59% for both rivals.

Unluckiest player in the event

425Druid finished 576 kills deep on Bandos with nothing to show

1.1%Chance of going that dry

425Druid · Caribous Creatins

Every one of Caribou's 576 General Graardor kills is his — he went back for another 234 after the halfway mark. Any Bandos armour piece drops at 1/127, so 576 kills should have produced roughly 4.5 pieces. He finished with none and the tile never opened. That is a 1-in-95 dry streak, and the single clearest piece of bad luck in the event.

For contrast: FeedEmDrugs did Tyler's entire Bandos grind in 102 kills and ticked the same tile. Same drop, same rate, one player got it in under a fifth of the kills the other spent going empty.

Tile luck, measured

Kill counts come from Wise Old Man, drop rates from the wiki. The probability column is the chance a tile should have completed given the kills actually put in — so a high number next to still dry is bad luck, and a low number next to it is just a hard tile.

Tile & team	KC	Rate	Should have completed	Actual

Zulrah was the event's great sinkhole. 2,241 kills across all three teams and not one completed set. Caribou alone put in 1,178 — roughly 35 EHB — on a tile needing all three distinct uniques, which even at that count was never better than a 3-in-4 shot.

Raids by team

Completed raids inside the event window, split by raid and by team.

Raid	Ninco	Caribou	Tyler	Total

Team MVPs

Hours alone don't win tiles — these are the players whose grinding actually turned into board points.

Who owned each boss

The single biggest kill count at every boss the clan hit 40 or more times, and how much of the clan's total that one player accounted for.

Boss	Top killer	Their KC	Clan KC	Share

Where the clan actually went

All 51 bosses killed during the event — 10,118 kills in ten days. Zulrah took more kills than the next two combined. Araxxor and the Maggot King are Tyler-only territory — nobody else stepped in either. Raids are marked ◆.

How this was put together

Kill counts and EHB come from the Wise Old Man API, one gained report per player over 5–13 September. Drop rates come from the OSRS Wiki.
EHB is an efficiency model, not hours logged. It's sound for comparing players and teams, and it is not a stopwatch.
Luck is inferred, not observed. Wise Old Man records kills, the board records tile completions — neither records which player received which drop. Luck is only attributed where one player owns essentially all of a team's kills at that boss.
Raid purples get kill counts, not a luck row. A purple's rate moves with party size, raid level and points earned, and Wise Old Man records none of those — so a probability there would be invented rather than computed. The raid kill counts are reported as they stand.
Coverage matters more than it looks. Only 14 of 45 players were tracked across the whole event; 22 have days missing at one end or both, and 9 have no usable snapshots at all. The window here anchors to a snapshot up to 24 hours before the start, which recovers multi-day holes at the cost of a little pre-event activity — without it, Nieve Harvy's Zilyana read 36 instead of 131. The companion coverage page lists every player's tracked span and flags which boss-leader rows are safe. Gramps III and terrycrozier are measured here under their real RSNs — the board itself still listed them as chud freak and TerryCorzier, so anything those two accounts sent was never scored.